Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

Litlinks Review

Lisa Scottoline’s ‘Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog’ is an absolute delight for readers seeking a mix of humor, heart, and the honest, relatable musings of everyday life. Compiled from her wildly popular weekly column in The Philadelphia Inquirer, this collection of essays showcases Scottoline’s sharp wit, charming storytelling, and her ability to find hilarity and meaning in the seemingly mundane.

Scottoline, a best-selling author well-known for her gripping legal thrillers, takes a refreshing turn here by focusing on her own life—her experiences as a mother, daughter, pet lover, and woman navigating the ups and downs of middle age. Each essay is short, punchy, and engaging, making this book perfect for busy readers who want something uplifting to pick up at any time.

One of the standout features of the book is Scottoline’s deep affection for her family, particularly her relationship with her daughter, Francesca, and her various four-legged companions. Dogs, cats, and other pets feature prominently, and her love for animals is a recurring theme that adds warmth and charm. This connection with her pets gives the book its quirky and memorable title, which perfectly encapsulates Scottoline’s humor and candid personality.

The tone is conversational, as if you are sitting with a friend over coffee, swapping stories and laughing until you cry. Scottoline doesn’t shy away from self-deprecating humor, poking fun at her own idiosyncrasies and life’s absurdities. Whether she is talking about empty-nesting, aging, or her unabashed love for her pets, readers will find themselves nodding along in recognition or laughing out loud.

What truly makes Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog special is its ability to blend humor with heartfelt reflections. Scottoline moves effortlessly between topics that are light and silly to those that carry emotional weight, like dealing with loss or the challenges of being a single woman in middle age. Yet, even in its more poignant moments, the book never loses its hopeful, upbeat tone. This collection is ideal for readers who enjoy books by authors like Erma Bombeck or Nora Ephron. Lisa Scottoline has crafted a book that is as relatable as it is funny, and it serves as a reminder to find joy, humor, and love in the everyday moments of life.

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is a charming and witty read that will make you laugh, reflect, and maybe even hug your dog a little tighter. Perfect for fans of lighthearted essays and relatable storytelling, this book is a feel-good celebration of family, pets, and the wonderfully ordinary adventures of life. 

A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times bestselling author of Look Again

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline’s wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman’s perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, “I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there’s only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I’m Italian.” The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.
In this collection, you’ll laugh about:
• Being caught braless in the emergency room
• Betty and Veronica’s Life Lessons for Girls
• A man’s most important body part
• Interrupting as an art form
• A religion men and women can worship
• Real estate ads as porn
• Spanx are public enemy number one
• And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

 

Country of Origin

USA

Published

Oct. 12 2010

Publisher

St. Martin's Griffin

Language

English

Available Formats

ebook, paperback